rhyyss ([info]rhyyss) wrote,
@ 2008-03-30 21:10:00
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Books to scare away mates
The New York Times did a story about relationships torpedoed by a incompatibility in taste in books.

"We’ve all been there. Or some of us have. Anyone who cares about books has at some point confronted the Pushkin problem: when a missed — or misguided — literary reference makes it chillingly clear that a romance is going nowhere fast."

Which got me thinking - what books do I have that would be most likely to send a prospective date running for the door, never to be seen again?

My top 10:
1.  The original edition of Dungeons and Dragons, the small brown books from the late 70's.  A deal breaker for many.
2.  All Flesh Must Be Eaten - simply the greatest zombie roleplaying game ever written.  Okay, maybe it's not fair to pick to RPGs, but just in case D&D didn't do it, this might.
3. Planning Issues for On-Ste and Decentralized Waste Water Treatment  This is a work book I need to take back.  Nothing says sexy like septic.
4. Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.  I wouldn't have put this one on the list before I read the article in the Times.
5.  Four Arguments for the Elimination of Television by Jerry Mander.
6. Anything by Harlan Ellison.  Nothing like some mysoganistic vintage SF from the master.
7. The Queer as Folk book.  A companion guide to a truly great series, (at least until the last season) but the book might send the wrong message.
8. Birth as an American Rite of Passage. - a anthropological deconstruction of the ritual of western medicinized births.
9.  The Gilligan's Island Handbook (complete with recipes for coconut creme pies)
10. The Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide.

Post 7 in the 100 Posts in 100 Days project.




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[info]kat78731
2008-03-31 06:53 am UTC (link)
I am going to have to take number 10 into account when strategizing with you in future dnd exploits. Really, you needed a strategy guide for RPS??

"Poor predictable Bart, always picks rock."
"Good ol' rock, nuthin beats that!"

Oh... right... that's a Simpson's reference for the tv-less :-)

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[info]scottobear
2008-03-31 02:13 pm UTC (link)
surprisingly, a female friend of mine thinks that Ellison is the best writer since sliced bread. (Considers "Jeffty is 5" a 10 out of 10)


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[info]graypumpkin
2008-03-31 03:14 pm UTC (link)
I aways thought of Ellison as more of a misanthrope than a misogynist. Though I can see why one might say he is, overall though I think he dosen't think of women poorly so much as he thinks of everyone poorly.

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[info]scottobear
2008-03-31 04:15 pm UTC (link)
I agree.. he's gone from a cranky young geezer to a cranky old geezer!

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[info]graypumpkin
2008-03-31 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Yeah he has. Like we've mentioned I supect that much of it was an act at first, but do something long enough and you sorta become it.
Or to quote/misquote Lazarus Long,(I think).
"When there is no noticeable difference, there is no difference."

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[info]scottobear
2008-03-31 07:03 pm UTC (link)
reminds me of the mark twin quote - pertains more to the entry than ellison's crabbiness..

"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them." - Mark Twain

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[info]kat78731
2008-03-31 08:12 pm UTC (link)
Is that from Lazarus Long? I thought that was from a 'real' person.

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[info]rhyyss
2008-03-31 06:30 pm UTC (link)
Or maybe Vonnegut's "Be careful what you pretend to be, because you are what you prented to be."

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[info]scottobear
2008-03-31 07:03 pm UTC (link)
Or bookwise, Groucho's "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend... inside a dog, it's too dark to read."

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[info]rhyyss
2008-03-31 08:46 pm UTC (link)
That very quote was on a bookmark I picked up today.

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[info]scottobear
2008-03-31 08:55 pm UTC (link)
I still wonder about "If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed."

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[info]scottobear
2008-04-01 01:54 pm UTC (link)
by the way - my favorite character class / template in AFMBEis the midget wrestler.


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[info]rhyyss
2008-04-01 02:06 pm UTC (link)
Mmmm.... Pi.

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